FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
