im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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