i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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