does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
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He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
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a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Never joke about your clitoris.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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