It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
oh god was she eating orange peels again
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize
