I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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