what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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