so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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