he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
i now understand why vodka
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
