I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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