My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
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I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
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he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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