whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
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and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
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There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
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My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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