My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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