I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
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Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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