Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
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So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
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apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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