You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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