if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
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getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Man, jail baloney is awful.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
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I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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