My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
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The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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