Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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