I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
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i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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