Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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