Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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