Got a toothbrush?
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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