The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
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i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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