CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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