the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
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Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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