You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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