And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Too much gin, very little bucket
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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