im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
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you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
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Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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