Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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