we made out on top of his cat.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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