why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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