Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
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I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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