Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
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I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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