With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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