I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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