Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
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I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
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You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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