South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
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Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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