I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
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She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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