Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
