are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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