There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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