are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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