Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
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Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
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We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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