FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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