I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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