Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
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she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
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No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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