i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
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i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
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Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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