Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
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