opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
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why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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