Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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