I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
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My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
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I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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