mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
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Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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