I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
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I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
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You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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