She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
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Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
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Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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