At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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