I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
