HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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